Wednesday, December 24, 2003

As they approach, there are signs and portents

As the End Times draw near and the Signs become more abundant, those who fail to heed the evidence must pay: they must buy drinking straws that keep getting shorter and shorter (even if they check the packaging, they will find no measurements of length shown); courtesy of Texas Monthly, they read that, in Texas, polo matches are divided into "chuckers" not chukkers.


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