Transylvania 6-5000 is pretty much an unredeemable stinker, completel with Michael Richards doing his usual shtick. We very much wanted to see The God of Cookery, but it wouldn't play for us. We've only seen one Stephen Chow vehicle before and it was funny. When we took it back to Vulcan to get a refund, it played perfectly, but they were kind. Our tree's out at the curb. It would have been green and aromatic until at least Valentine's Day, but the City won't pick it up after this week. We kept some boughs for the scent.