But you're wrong
Every month there's mail from some yearbook or directory company, claiming that I graduated from Bethel High School in Connecticut and that my personal information is needed, and urgently. How did an error like this occur in somebody's database? There couldn't possibly be duplicate names. Now at last it's time to locate Bethel, Connecticut. Poor students! The high-school home page gives prominent space to "Together Everyone Achieves More." Just look at the first letter of each word. Inspring, isn't it? P.T. Barnum was not born in Bridgeport, where his estate is, but in Bethel.