Wish consultant

This was part of a Hallowe'en costume for a fairy godmother in a business-related context. Besides the magic wand, she carried a basket of twofers like these, which were eagerly sought. I'm just one of many, no doubt, who never discarded the coupon. It reminds me of my favorite fortune-cookie fortune, to be remembered forever because of its specificity: "Soon you will receive an entire wardrobe of new clothes." I'm still waiting. "Soon" may stretch on infinitely in the world of magic and fortunes.