It'll take time to read through all the 'zines picked up along the SxSW trail. One called "World Famous Crazy Wild: More Fun than You Can Poke a Stick At" has no on-line presence, but reviewed the Ocularist, which was shown also at Park City and there also did not agree with the stomachs of the squeamish. Another is by a Rick Bradford, about to move to Fredericksburg, called "I Am What I Am." This person also posts frequently at the Poopsheet News. I have won an entire lifetime's supply of Suave (that's the cheapie knockoff toiletries brand) "aromatherapy" products, one scent said to be "uplifting" and the other, "energizing." Both make the user olfactory akin to Juicy Fruit gum or perhaps a Dreamsicle or Creamsicle. Cars near the Capitol are now subject to random stop-and-search operations.