Pitched

The stockpiled Greatland screen house from Target is now standing on all fours, ready to shelter from the sun and to bar mosquitoes. It'll stand until a limb falls through it or a connector breaks or a rod bends or a storm blows it away or tears it to bits. Each iteration is a bit different; all are made in China. All four transoms to the outdoors have been opened and are propped by chopsticks with pencil erasers on the ends so that they don't slip. Summer with a capital "S" approaches.