We have bun feet!

So proclaims an ad in one of the catalogues or sample magazines received as a result of yet another mailing-list mistake. I'm not a carpenter, cabinetmaker, or practitioner of fine joinery of any sort, yet someone believes that I am. I do read these magazines and catalogues from cover to cover. If I were the sort of person I'm thought to be, I'd be working without power tools most of the time. I like the scrollsaw projects, though; in fact, I like all the projects, no matter how misconceived; and some of them do embody an esthetic sensibility that's more than a bit outdated (lots of Santa Claus projects). The most recent magazine read tested folding rules and highly approves of mine.