Staving off boredom, part three

In addition to mentally designing custom postage or thinking up one- or two-word domain names not already taken, lately I've been creating business cards with custom job-titles for that specialty consultant enterprise. Everybody spends some at some point in a one-person operation billed as "You-fill-in-the-blank Associates" or the "You-fill-in-the-blank Group" or even the "You-fill-in-the-blank Institute." Yes; it's true. I've been spending way too much time in boring meetings and the like where one must appear to be alert and polite.